Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
by PastorRR March 19, 2020
Get the Long Islandmug. “The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024
Get the Long Island Pattymug. The home to all crackheads and druggies mainly on mamba and spice. Located at Old Square next to the Square Peg Wetherspoons.
Somebody call a mambalence! Steve is chasing a pigeon for a pound again. All you see is these lot at mamba island.
by Cxurtgram August 19, 2021
Get the mamba islandmug. by Mister732 November 25, 2011
Get the Statin Island Trashmug. by ICrackPussy12 September 3, 2021
Get the jr islandersmug. An island that is made up of Jewish Cannibals. They were sent there by the Nazis in WWII, they eventually died off but reproduced. They also are cut away from the outside world. No one goes in, no one comes out. If you try to go there, you WILL get killed and eaten. They are also behind like 4 , so they don't even know what modern technology even is.
by Ughhhh12 July 8, 2018
Get the Nazino Islandmug. 