Human Bidet

the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.

"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"

"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"

"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024

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Beat A Human Day

Beat A Human Day is a day on the 28th November in which you can Beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.

A: Hey it's 28th of November! You know what that means?
B: Grab me a bat, it's beat a human day.

by Joeaaaa November 27, 2023

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human guinea pig

Tim Ferriss

Tim Ferriss is so human guinea pig.

by MEDERINHO July 2, 2016

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Human meme

A young specimen of a boy with usually the intaionls of fb however this could stand for frank Boyd as an example

Boy 1-look at frank he is sucha a human meme

by Mojo120012 January 15, 2019

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Human

A cringeworthy species who's men and women are well known for their environmentally destructive and warmongering activities and can easily be spotted wearing the flesh of other life forms as well as eating them.

When an animal sees a human it knows that it's time to run.

by DylanDogg December 10, 2017

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