fuzzy guy

A guy with a beard

“U like fuzzy guys?”

by Saltine_14 October 5, 2017

Meal Guy

the guy you call up when you're single and in desperate need of getting ate out, cause you know he'll always do it

omg I am dying for someone to just rip off my pants and eat me out right now. I'm gonna call my meal guy

by God'sServant October 25, 2017

Dad Guy

When the main dad of the movie is the bad guy all along.

“I was watching Home alone, and at some point you have to believe that his dad is a Dad Guy”

by SacredGhost October 22, 2017

Corner guy

A man who always want to meet on a corner in case he sees someone better walking down the other side side of the street. A man who has a good woman but won't commit in case someone 'better' might be just around the corner.

He lost the best woman he'd ever met because we couldn't give up his corner guy ways.

by Toronto gal March 28, 2017

guy on top

A male so physically small that if he were on bottom he would be crushed by his bottom. Otherwise he would be crushed by his partner.

He's a twig! He must be a guy on top

by raebeinkebeinkerae November 29, 2017

parts guy

Person who likes to talk highly of themselves. Often under-worked and over-paid. Has a tendency to stand around and talk on the phone for no apparent reason. First ones out the door at the end of the day.

Mike is a parts guy

by mn01 June 1, 2016

america the guy

A guy with no friends

Bill: name one friend
Dave:(silence)

Bill: oh wow, you're like America the guy

by John andersmith January 9, 2017