A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.
"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"
"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"
"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"
"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"
"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"
"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"
"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"
"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"
"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"
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Person 2 - " I know right, what a cock-blocko'saurs "
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Gina said the guy she brought home last night had vodka cock. Poor thing...she said he was pushing rope all night.
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Instead of putting the pedal to the floor, you're using your cock to the maximum. The "rock" comes from the saying, "lets rock!"
Instead of putting the pedal to the floor, you're using your cock to the maximum. The "rock" comes from the saying, "lets rock!"
"We're gonna head out to the clubs tonight and put THE COCKS TO THE ROCKS!"
"Dude, just put the cocks to the rocks and ask her out already."
"I studied all day and night for my exam. I'm gonna kill it! Cocks to the rocks!"
"Dude, just put the cocks to the rocks and ask her out already."
"I studied all day and night for my exam. I'm gonna kill it! Cocks to the rocks!"
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