Clam Slam

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Clam Slam is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Clam Slam! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

clam diggin'

female version of t-baggin'

Stacey went clam diggin' all over Carl's face.

by tatertwat August 15, 2023

clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.

Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.

by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017

Clam Chowder

Get the fuck out of my way

Sammy: Dude i was sitting their.

Joe: So

Sammy: Well Clam Chowder, I want my spot back

by SammyEffinD January 19, 2010

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Achieved only by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Yo! Did you see Gabby’s clam chowder face last night, she was wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Clam dangle

The art of hanging off a boat and peeing into to a lake

Yadira did a clam dangle after killing that 12 pack on the boat

by Cumguzzler92648 June 8, 2024

Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.

"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".

by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022