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Call of Duty Wank

When you finish a game of call of duty game and as you sit in the lobby you proceed to beat your meat and if you finish before the game starts you will be awarded with an AC-130
Yo fam before we get into a fat game of domination on rust I'm going to have a call of duty wank
by BigBoyWithBigHands December 2, 2019
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Call me Asparagus

Words spoken by DJ Khalid to mean that you're specifically hungry for asparagus that day
DJ Khalid: Call me asparagus
You: All alright let me get some asparagus for you.
by FunniManHeHeHeHa September 27, 2023
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call that french toast

'oh kiss a toaster, call that french toast!'
by hugosmind April 15, 2022
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I'll call you

if someone tells you this sentence, it literally means that they will never call you. as a matter of fact, they will either forget about it or ignore it.
me: so let's go bike riding. what do you think?
friend: I'll think about it and I'll call you later.
**two centuries later
me: we're on the other side and still you haven't called me.
friend: my bad.
by hesitatedface August 24, 2020
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Town Called Malice

Better stop dreaming of the quiet life, 'cause it's the one we'll never know
And quit running for the runaway bus 'cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologizing for the things you've never done
'Cause time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change
This town called malice
Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
It's enough to make you stop believing when tears come fast and furious
In a town called malice, yeah
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, oh
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Struggle after struggle, year after year
The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice, I'm almost stone cold dead
In a town called malice, ooh yeah
A whole street's belief in Sunday's roast beef
Gets dashed against the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or the kid's new gear
It's a big decision in a town called malice, ooh yeah
The ghost of a steam train, echoes down my track
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
Just going round and round, oh
Playground kids and creaking swings
Lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
But I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, ooh yeah
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double-red that call

when you hit the end button twice on your cell phone to make sure that the caller is disconnected.
"You'd better "double-red that call" before you start talking about what a loser the person on the other end was."
by 3pharmacychicks March 24, 2010
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can't make a call on

It's a way to say that I can't make a decision
by HannahOops May 18, 2017
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