The cake is a lie

What most people online don't seem to fully understand, is that it is not just a fictitious reward, but also a silly, frivolous reward in the face of great risk and danger.

"Ivan told me if I broke into a Russian FSB computer, they have a Special Edition of the Urban Dictionary, with the correct definition of 'the cake is a lie!'" "Sorry Tovarish, we can't risk the chance you found out anything valuable, you must now eat this uranium yellowcake" "That kind of cake isn't for eating, it will poison me!" "Yes, well in your search for 'the cake is a lie', the cake was a lie."

by cuvtixo October 4, 2020

hostess cake

A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.

guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?

guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.

by TheBottle1989 March 22, 2010

Claye's Cake

The biggest, juiciest, thickest, most scrumdiddlyumptious cake known to man. Actually, "Claye's Cake" is so large that it possesses it's own gravitational pull.

Guy 1: DAMN, I lost my balance while walking behind that girl.
Guy 2: You've got to be more careful walking around Claye's Cake like that. You might get sucked in.

by Claye's Daddy August 8, 2020

turn cake

Marijuana edibles. Pot brownies. Weed cookies. This term encompasses any baked good that'll get you high. Derived from the term "turn up", with "cake" representing any baked good acting as a 420 vessel.

She had a turn cake an hour ago, she's gonna be sooooooo high.

by swagbae January 26, 2015

Eggplant Cake

Something girls ask guys for when they wanna suck his dick.

"Lemme eat that dick" "You could just say gimme that eggplant cake

by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018

job cake

stands for "Resume"

boy 1- when are going for the interview?
boy 2- gotta prepare my job cake first.

by retromonkey February 21, 2011

butter cake

When two people have oral sex and then kiss with cum in their mouths

Brooo yesterday i had butter cake with my step sis!
Was it good?
Yeah, i didn't know that cum tasts that good!
Bro, chill!

by swag_pigeon_cvm January 7, 2022