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Boner Boy

refers to a hot guy with big, sexy hands who always has a boner
Horny Heather and Boner Boy are always going at it; they are both extremely horny kids.

I am jealous of Boner Boy's big penis. I wish I could get a boner as often as he can!
by horny heather January 31, 2005
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raging boner

A raging boner is the hard-on I got when several other cadets gave me a spit-roast deluxe after they made me take 300mg of Viagra when I didn't need it.
I had a raging boner for five hours after they made me take Viagra and spit-roasted me in the cadet showers at the gym -- I had four cumgasms, several dry-gasms, and I'm cum-drunk!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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piss-boner

A piss-boner is the hard-on a guy gets, usually in the morning, maybe related to morning wood, that a guy gets when his full bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.
WOW! When I got a piss-boner, I peed and had a cumgasm at the same time!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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ear boner

Not like a usual singular large boner, but thousands of microscopic boners along the ear drum, and going down into the ear canal. When the music hits these cilia like boners, they become engorged with the sound, a pleasurable experience to say the least. At the pinnacle of a song they might erupt, causing a chill down the spine, not unlike an orgasm.
Ooooh, play that again, that song gives me major ear boner.
by Spencalicious February 13, 2008
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Boner Shock

a sudden and immediate turn-off in the middle of an otherwise hot hook-up
"Brian bit Asaf's lip open right during the hook-up and he was sure he got an STD! What a Boner Shock!
by baby819 August 14, 2011
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boner bomb

noun. (pronunciation /ˈboʊnər/ /bɒm/)

the act of electronically communicating your desire to engage in a surprisingly explicit and aggressive sexual act with the recipient of the electronic communication.
i'm gonna drop a boner bomb on that slut.
by sluttygirl87 August 17, 2010
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boner flinging

when you swing your dick around a piss comes out
Mike- Dude what the hell are you doing
Jim- I am boner flinging on you
by holyholymackerale September 5, 2010
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