homes

A retard, another word for "slow" in the retard way.

Nigga you homes fr

by LilJesin June 25, 2020

ET FONE HOME

When an old wrinkly women pesters you and stalks you for phone sex.

ET Fone Home lets have phone sex

by Carlos de la Cerda November 7, 2021

home-dar

Home-dar is the involuntary reflex that periodically kicks in once blood alcohol rises to a certain level. At this point, a hasty exit is made from bar/party and the person suffering from home-dar simply stumbles home.

Home-dar is the leading cause of mysterious party disappearances.

by Matty-Fo March 8, 2006

Home chip

Close friend. Your main man, even more than a homie.

Yo home chip you reckon we should go out tonight?

by majkav June 16, 2014

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

The Home Invasion

Sex position where you tie up your naked partner at the wrists and ankles, leave them in bed and then take all their valuables and wallet - and leave.

Oh man, Lisa let me do The Home Invasion in bed last night - yada yada and now I have to choose between the 55" or the 65" LED TV

by Jerthehair March 15, 2018

Home wrecker

The name you give to the woman that your ex started seeing after you separated and after you got caught sexting a married

Or
A term senior citizens use to falsely accuse younger hotter women of wanting what others have.

Melissa is a home wrecker because Carrie delusional.

Tammy is old , so she agrees.

by singleyeah! July 25, 2017