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Asian

A person who enjoys rice, mathematics, and carries no more than 1 1/4 of in inch. Also has slanted eyes.
Woah dude that's a lot of rice, are you asian?

Your dick is small, wait.. are you.. asain?!
by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
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Asian Bryan

Against typical stereotypes, he has a big cock
Have you seen Asian Bryan's cock? He has to at least be 2 inches
by bryanhac November 19, 2023
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asian elliot

when you stick 3 mason jars of rice up your girlfriends ass during serious anal than eat the rice in her pussy
you wanna do some asian elliot after school at my house
by coco_nutt_rice October 30, 2018
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Asian girl ghosted

The propensity for an Asian female to simply cease communication at any possible moment. This can occur during texting, honeymoon, and situationship stage (usually starting and ending at texting). The intention is typically unknown as to why the break in communication occurs thus rending the other party genuinely clueless as to how strategize the next attempt at the asian female.
“Damn, I was texting this fine asian girl on instagram, and then she just randomly stopped texting me out of nowhere.”

“Nah dude, you just got asian girl ghosted. No one really knows why—it just happens. You’ll never know why they decided to dip.”

“How do you get them to stay interested?”

“Idk, fkn magic—ask Penn & Teller.”
by Professor Pape April 22, 2023
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Asian Sam

Once reffered to as E, Sam has now become Asian Sam. Mr. Samuel Eibes has picked up a new girlfriend Asian Nath who has converted him into an Asian. It is good to see Sam grow new relationships but unfortunately he is Asian. Asian Sam has begun a new chapter in his life as an Asain with his girlfriend Asian Nath.
Asian Sam has a nice red car.
by Westbrook00 April 2, 2024
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asian motorcycle girl

Asian-American hippie hottie who rides a motorcycle, goes to Burning Man/live concerts, has a high-powered tech job and multiple boyfriends. Navigates a compelling tension between traditionalism, achievement and open love, never fully settling on one. A rebel similar to an abg, but more self-sufficient and less material
socal culture creates the asian baby girl, sf culture creates the asian motorcycle girl
by valenciamission September 16, 2025
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asian crumble

When the receiving party in bukkake does not wash off the ejaculate and instead allows it to dry - this culminates in an Asian crumble.
He invited his friend round to his flat where they discussed the rejuvenative benefits of an Asian crumble.
by Chicken skewer March 6, 2018
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