Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teacher must be a certified idiot; he cannot count to six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022

idiot

someone who uses the word "retard" as a synonym for idiot.

A: "idiot means retard."
B: "no it doesn't, are you brain dead?"

by ST0RMPUNK May 15, 2022

my brother is an idiot

Means my brother is a huge idiot

My brother is an idiot, he's so annoying

by Dogs in coats February 22, 2021

Idiot

1. Someone who is stupid.

2. a form of sandwich.

Gordon Ramsay "WHAT ARE YOU?!" Woman "(sniffle) an idiot sandwich."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teachers must be a certified idiot; he doesn’t know that five is less than six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022

weeb is an idiot

weeb is an idiot

weeb is an idiot

by yako-li March 25, 2021

Idiotic blender

When a guy is being a dick, doesn't have respect for women, and is a horny little shit

Ethan is such an idiotic blender, like honestly how could he treat Nicole like that?

She's not an object, she's a woman.

by Miaminic0514 May 8, 2017