National bully a short person day

This holiday falls on august 24. You can bully anyone under 5’4.

Tim:I bullied Sierra

Bella:why?
Tim:because it’s national bully a short person day

by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020

Short King

These are people who are below average height but have learned to accept it, they are praised for doing so.

Tall Geezer: You're so short hahahaha
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short

*Short King has hot gay sex*

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

Short

Another word for mark

Person: hey short

Mark: STOP CALLING ME THAT!

by BIGRED1234 April 7, 2022

Bucket Shorts

A very rare type of shorts that may very well not actually exist.

They’re existence was only mentioned once by a very boofed up man that may or may not like to run a lot..... some say because of this man’s constant lifted state of mind he should be discredited but I can personally attest to this call because I was witness to the mention of these shorts and have not been provided sufficient evidence to confirm or deny that Bucket Shorts are real or not. To this day Bucket Shorts are a highly disputed topic.

You gonna wear your bucket hat with those bucket shorts? It’d be a good fit.

by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020

Juice Your Shorts

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.

Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!

by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023

the smol and short jelly

This is me.

Hi I'm The Smol And Short Jelly on the urban dictionary

by The Smol And Short Jelly May 27, 2022

Short

short is furkan furkan is short same thing

short is furkan

by Furkan is Short February 10, 2021