two men walk into a bar

The start of another boring, bland, and overused joke.

Two men walk into a bar. Nothing else proceeds to happen.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021

Kentucky Fried Klondike Bar

The act of deep frying a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the fried bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky fried klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave Aurelio a Kentucky fried klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave him a Panamanian petting zoo.

by LameDuck March 28, 2015

Milky Way Chocolate Bar

A blow job where the penis is covered in chocolate (or feces).

Joe wanted a Milky Way Chocolate bar, but I told him I'd only do it with chocolate.

by Girl Sexy January 9, 2009

Blue ball bar talk

When a girl acts like she's going home with you at the end of the night, but was really using you for free drinks.

Donnie came home with a $300 case of blue ball bar talk

by Connorc2 December 14, 2014

Middle Eastern Mars bar

Its when someone puts some of their pubic hairs on your Mars bar and then you eat it.

Yummy i just had a Middle Eastern Mars bar!

by Fanta July 3, 2006

Deep fried Mars Bar

Starter of the Gods

Main course of the Gods: Deep Fried Cheese Tomato & Mushroom Pizza.

Pudding of the gods: Deep Fried After Eight

"Ayeyarright? C'nIava Deep Fried Mars Bars, 'sarritewityu?"

by Fuck Meat-eating Bastards July 18, 2003

I got bars

Means I have Xanax pills

Listen everybody! I got BARS!!

by parslanday December 25, 2016