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captain coral

A girl who can be viewed as somewhat of a scenester, smokes a lot, parties a lot, and seems generally nice to those who meet her in passing, but who cannot be trusted when it comes to genuine friendship.
Watch out on the high seas for Captain Coral! When the ocean gets choppy, so does her attitude and her hair!
by qwertytehehe October 17, 2010
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Captain save a ho

Wanting to be a super muhfucka but end up looking like a dumbass.
Exp; *Random person getting jump*

*they friend come up*

friend: yall not finna jump my dawg.

*one of the person jumping his friend*

Jumper 1: yo ass wanna be captain save a ho so bad.

Jumper 2: exactly
by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025
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Captain Obvious

when a person states something that is apparent, or restates something that has already been said
(after your girlfriend slashes your tires)...
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious
by NYGaluv4eva May 11, 2015
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Captain's Wafers

an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc.
According to David Beard, the director of training at Lance, Inc., the name of the Captain's Wafers came from the idea that "on a ship, the captains always had the best of everything when it came to meals.
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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Captain's Wafers

Captain's Wafers is an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Its' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023
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Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.
Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys
by Merkp June 7, 2018
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