Energy in the pipes

A lobotomy by Luminance. In this case, lobotomy is a meme in Geometry Dash.

Person 1: "fire in the hole"
Person 2: "nah, energy in the pipes"

by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

Pipe Shaker

When the poop is so big the plumbing has trouble getting her down to the sewer

Damn John, I just took a pipe shaker.. shook so hard I thought the plumbing was going to come out of the wall!

by keesville March 4, 2022

piping it

A response to someone's foolishness or weirdness or exaggeration. As if they "must be smoking something" (in a pipe. Hardcore.)

"Dude, it occurred to me today: have you ever looked at your hands? I mean, really? Up close?"

"Bro, you're piping it. Seriously. Do you need a nap?"

by Sparkicus June 29, 2016

pipe fairy

A discerning young lady who, due to her fondness and/addiction to crack (the pipe), is willing to perform certain acts of personal debasement with a view to obtaining money and/or crack.

You can bend that bitch over and nut in her if you got rock. She’ll probably suck you off for a $20. She’s a total Pipe Fairy.

by Busty Giselle April 8, 2023

pipe glue

Semen.

Yo! That bitch had mad pipe glue up in her face.

by [e-mail] November 30, 2016

Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

La Junta Lead Pipe

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.

“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”

by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023