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Vixens Law

An internet law that is defined as when someone uses and example in an argument that is too far removed from the possibility that it would ever happen
Person 1:Trillions of people know about AIDS
Person 2: There isnt a trillion people around
Person 1: What about a trillion aliens
Person 2: Vixens law
by FiftySix July 10, 2011
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Rooter's Law

A series or an event where jokingly something bad happens, actually does.

Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.

Having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.
Lauren: "lets go to NYC today, since it's so nice out!"

(as soon as they arrive to NYC a hurricane rips through)

Brittany: that's definitely Rooter's Law... oh well, wanna dance?
by Brii Holley December 21, 2008
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Law Office

A lawyer's office.
Person #1
My phone says I missed a call. They said law office when I called.

Person#2
Shit, you better get rid of you're computer man.
by The guy who can't find a name January 13, 2010
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GRANDMA LAW

Your mom cannot Beat you when you are with grandma
Mom: Ivan I'm going TO whoop your ass
Ivan: Haha I think not! IM WITH GRANDMA
Mom: OH fuck I forgot about GRANDMA LAW
by Crack eater May 13, 2020
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un-laws

un-laws - defined as 'family' of ex significant others who may or may not sponge or look for undue support from non biological cohabitants
My homegirl said her ex stayed with her and his fam always asked her for money for lotto/bud and beer when she came in.They broke up and whenever her folks saw her they STILL hit her for space change. Upon careful introspection it appeared to me, she left and they became un-laws...
by Ismail Sabbah October 30, 2011
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Reeve's law

Reeves's Law states that as soon as an actor or actress stars in a comic book movie adaptation their career, talent, and sex appeal all begin a steadily accelerating decline that ends in tragedy or obscurity. The upshot of this is that they may continue to grace the cover of various publications, usually Star and Enqirer.
'How about Halle Berry as catwoman? Sounds like an example of reeve's law'
Christopher Reeve - Superman. But also
Hugh Jackman- Wolverine
Nicolas Cage- Ghost Rider
Jennifer Garner- Elektra
Thomas Jane, who's role as the Punisher caused his career to be horribly stillborn, and his predecessor Dolph Lundgren, who's portrayal was so bad it actually cause all his PREVIOUS films to become terrible and forever crippled the 80's action genre.
by Apoth December 10, 2007
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Omar’s Law

Omar’s Law states:
Everything is wrong. I am correct
...what an ass.
Obsidian: “The magnet is dropped through the coils.”
Omar: “No! We use a different method to measure speed!”
Obsidian “Ya khara, the question literally says the magnet is dropped. Is this Omar’s Law?”
by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019
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