Captain Jack Sparrow

world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️

<It's a pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>

Captain Jack Sparrow: <I got a jar of dirt>

by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022

Captain Novolin

That one retarded kid with diabetes who thinks he's a superhero. He's just fat.

bro richard is such a Captain Novolin

by Icosalord March 19, 2022

captain candle day

may 11

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot

by captain candle January 22, 2022

Captain Marcel

A woman on a rescue mission for her sister that's down to the mountain. She requires back up. Let everyone know she went down to the mountain.

Hello this is Captain Marcel, My Sister went down, down to the mountain. I gotta save my sister.

by Shady256969 February 12, 2022

Captain nickolai

Captain nickolai is what you would call someone that is bald

" that girl is such a captain nickolai "

by Naq enthusiast April 6, 2022

The captain morgan

When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.

I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.

by Jpatt01 February 28, 2022

captain kidd

the man who made our cause that is just (grugang) the legend himself and friend of Alphard. his legions generals include Dr.Donk Ryuji red sent and Marcus

captain kidd is pretty poggers

by dracon56 November 12, 2020