shredded or chopped chicken mixed with mayo/miracle whip and often includes grapes, walnuts, apples, celery, along with many other things... as well as a variety of spices --best served on a sub roll or on wheat bread
...sadly Cousin's Subs only carries them in the summer and Subway and Jimmy John's doesn't at all. But Panera delivers a delicious sandwich!
Lovers of these delicious sandwiches pray for others to catch on to their obession.
...sadly Cousin's Subs only carries them in the summer and Subway and Jimmy John's doesn't at all. But Panera delivers a delicious sandwich!
Lovers of these delicious sandwiches pray for others to catch on to their obession.
Customer: "I'll take a chicken salad sandwich"
Cashier: "We don't carry those yet"
Customer: *sniffle* *cry* :(
Cashier: "We don't carry those yet"
Customer: *sniffle* *cry* :(
by laxrugby15 June 29, 2008

The act of taking an Alli or other diet pill, going out and eating a meal with a high fat content (which anyone who has taken an Alli knows this gives you the instant runs) and then emptying your runny bowels in the toilet tank instead of the bowl. Usually an act of revenge.
That fag Keith has stood me up for breakfast two weeks in a row. I'm going to pick up some Alli and Upper Deck Salad Shooter his downstairs bathroom.
by Sue_Ellen December 9, 2008

by TamRen August 26, 2023

While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.
by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020

Getting a mayonnaise packet inserted in your ass while a female shoves a handful of generic mac and cheese up your ass as well.
by Ronjermeysdentist October 29, 2011

jim: oh hey can I eat your ass
Ariana: sure!
jim: looking forwad to shaking your salad
Ariana: yes shake my salad
Ariana: sure!
jim: looking forwad to shaking your salad
Ariana: yes shake my salad
by poofacebum May 2, 2018

by Sac_Charlie January 19, 2015
