National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

National Smexy Day

A day you celebrate your inner smexiness.
And call everyone smexy

What’s up Hayley, Your looking very smexy today! Hapoy National Smexy Day!

by That’s Lesbian March 29, 2020

National Ex Day

December 9th, National Ex Day. It's not official for you unless your ex popped up in your SnapChat memories today.

Mark: My Ex jus popped up in my "a year ago, today" snap
Lukas: Well yeah I mean it's, National Ex Day

by yourgirlsfavoriteasshole December 9, 2019

national crush day

When you confess who you like in the 3rd of August

I told her on National crush day

by simp Diana August 2, 2020

hyper-neo-nationalism

when one takes their sense of national pride to extreme levels as to become an unintentionally comical stereotype of what patriotism embodies and deliberately hating those that don't share the same intensity that they have, particularly those from other countries, other races and other religions...they are identified by their over-the-top demonstrations and admirations for national symbols, like hundreds of small American flags on their front yard, attaching gigantic American flags to the back of their pick-up trucks, etc...and their ability to turn any common, everyday conversation no matter how mundane into an instant political debate...the temper on people exhibiting this characteristic is incredibly short and are best avoided whenever possibly, particularly during summer months where heat adds on to their already enflamed attitude and news stories about Black Lives Matter or removal of confederate statues kicks it up several notches...

the family's hopes of having a peaceful family dinner were quickly crushed as father's hyper-neo-nationalism was triggered and he masterfully managed to turn a point over the color of one of the children's shirts into a full-on tirade about the corruption of the mainstream media and why black protestors should be locked up for the rest of their lives.

by bottomboy tj July 5, 2020

National Girlfriend Day

August 1- when you tell your girl you love her. this day is all abt her, so celebrate her. post her, write her a paragraph abt how amazing she is, and let her know how much you care.

hey it’s national girlfriend day

by mr.knowitall674939 July 31, 2023

National Crocs Day

Monday April 24th 2017 is National Crocs Day!

person 1: hey nigga, have any xtra crocs i can where tomorrow for National Crocs Day?

person 2: ahh hell yeah... which colour? ive got pink, red, and mary jane crocs.

person 1: i'll wear the mary jane crocs so ppl know that i have swag 👈😎👈

by jimho April 23, 2017