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pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
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Interrupting cow

Trick someone into saying interrupting cow who but cut them off
Knock knock
Who’s there
Interrupting cow

Interrupting co-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by The Energy Holder May 24, 2023
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gucci cow

a cow that is too gucci for you *sassy snap*
"that cow is so gucci it must be a gucci cow"
by somuchguccicow April 11, 2019
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When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.
John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."
by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020
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Stroppy Cow

Someone who enjoys hard sex in a broken old boat while having 9 std's
She loves Stroppy Cow
I hate people who like Stroppy Cow
by Baby Yeeter 5000 September 2, 2019
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Cow

The cutest cat in the whole wide world. Gets on everybody’s nerves but who cares we still love him. Fat lil white thing that makes Amina happy.
Person 1: he’s so annoying!
Person 2: ik he’s such a cow.
by Cowstophermoomooboy June 12, 2020
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cow

me;)
bitch imma cow, I am not a cat! I DONT SAY MEOW!BITCHHHH
by imma cow November 13, 2018
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