Sloppy Miguel

You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.

“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”

by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019

Sloppy Hegg

When a girl gets really drunk at a party and lets her boobs hang out and screams a lot.

Last night that girl was a sloppy hegg

by IngridHegg September 11, 2011

Sloppy magoo

The act of gaping a man's asshole open and shitting inside of it. The male proceeds to ejaculate, piss, shit, vomit and spit in the gaping asshole. The partner then eats the concoction.

"That sloppy magooo tasted wonderful."

by Ascended manhole January 15, 2022

Sloppy Dallas

When you give your one and only a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Hey Dick, how are you?
I'm alright Hank, how about you?
Well Dick, Jolene gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night, so my shaft is starting to turn brown
Oh, well, use some bleach. Always works for me

by MichaelVEK October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of performing a blow job while consuming chewing tobacco.

Soup: "Aw man, this one time, this big hunk of a man packed the fatest lip I've ever seen, and then he gave me a Sloppy Dallas."

McNasty: "Soup, shut the fuck up."

by I smell of feet October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Giving a blowjob with a lip full of dip.

“I saw Travis giving Darrel a sloppy Dallas in the back of the old pickup.”

by BugsBunniesHoe October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Giving a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Soup and Mcnasty said they really love to give each other a Sloppy Dallas.

by Deadkiller23128 October 15, 2020