Sleep rhythm

That's what Wattpad readers do not know....

A: So you're a Wattpad reader?
B: Ihm, yeah, so what?
A: Then tell me, do you even have a sleep rhythm?
B: What's this? I read all night

by Larrie4ever September 12, 2021

Sleep

a useless thing that most people need but hate it

Mother : go to sleep Jimmy
Jimmy: mom its midnight im playing fortnight

by aRandomAssholeThatIsDeadbcOfU September 14, 2021

Sleep

The activity you desperately wish you had done more of when you are waken exhausted and bone tired.

The value of sleep is most intriguing — before you have it you don’t want it, after you don’t have it you would give anything to get it; you feel cheated when you are denied it, yet have no qualms with squandering it.

by Kdwk September 14, 2021

sleep tax

A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.

You thought the IRS is bad, have you heard of the sleep tax?

by OctocatPerson July 16, 2021

sleep the leg

sleep the leg is an instagram group full of fruity people, its the best group thats ever made.

person 1: whats "sleep the leg" ?
person 2: its the best instagram group!!

by hollydavidson_qq July 28, 2021

NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM

The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.

As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 2, 2021

my sleep paralysis elf

enjoys shagging your mother.

my sleep paralysis elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021