rule 69420

Rule 69420 means to make a gay comment, specifically around a women you must make a porn video.

Boy - this d goes really deep
Girl - that sounds gay man

rule 69420

by Plasmaqick123 June 4, 2022

road rules

soft-soft-core porn for high school kids disguised as a scavenger hunt-cum-teen drama. brought to you by the fags at that network that used to play videos last century.

Dude, I was watching Road Rules and Steve snuck off into the bushes with Lolanda and made her give him a rimjob!

by Chauncy Percival July 24, 2003

Wide Ruled

Used to describe a large paper for rolling substances (commonly marijuana) but can mean any type paper.

The opposite of college ruled.

Ay man you got that wide ruled shit?

by BFxx January 20, 2018

the mastermind rule

The rule that the current activity takes priority over another pending activity, derived from the BBC quiz show Mastermind's catchphrase "I've started so I'll finish." The rule can be invoked at any point during the activity, but is not necessary should the alternative be more favourable.

Jon Humphreys: What is the capital *beep* - I've started so I'll finish - of Namibia?
Contestant: Windhoek

Miles: Can you pass me the kingers so I don't have to map out, actually I''ll invoke the mastermind rule as I've started so I'll finish.

by Burger King Diamond August 18, 2011

The Rule of Three

1) The rule of three is the rule that controls how and when celebrities die. If one celebrity dies then two must follow or the universe will become unbalanced. This is why Betty White has not died.

2) The rule that things that are written in threes are generally more funny, more satisfying, and effective

Example 1

Dude 1: did you hear about that 911 dialing cat dying?

Dude 2: ya I did! I wonder what celebrities will be next! The Rule of Three always keeps me on my toes!

Dude 1: I hope its Tracy Morgan.

Dude 2: I can't help but feel that's racist...

Example 2

The three little pigs and goldilocks and the three bears are all examples of The Rule of Three in fairy tales

by él_tejon October 9, 2013

the r rule

adding r to a swear word so that it is socialy acceptable to say in front of the elderly or small children

fruck the r rule brichs

by th3 metal November 4, 2008

Mob rule

People sometimes use mob rule to get things done they wouldn't otherwise get done (to try and get a title they didn't win a few years ago for example). They would rather try and take a title with mob rule than acknowledge they got beat by a team from a town out in the middle of nowhere.

The point of having more than 2 teams in every sport is for any team from any town that has one (no matter how small the market) has a chance to get to the big game and get a title, just like the rest of the teams. Mob rule fucks it up by favoring the cities with the most people and letting the rest of the country know their teams can't have any titles.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2020