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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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Pickle Pusher

The pump facilitator. When someone is penetrating but does not have the strength, and needs someone to help complete the act.
Grandpa was too weak to finish the job, so he needed a pickle pusher to “push it! Push it real good!”.
by DickIsMyMiddleName December 9, 2023
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Pocket Pickle

"My boyfriend has such a pocket pickle"

"Have you seen that guys dick? He has a pocket pickle"
by Caitie_Cat July 3, 2017
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Pickle brain

Pickle brain is a condition that occurs while playing pickleball. It is sudden onset of confusion about who the server is and what the score is. Pickle brain is a brain fart or brain fog on the pickleball court, it can affect players of all ages. Pickle brain is not long lasting and usually comes on during a pickle ball game when the server is calling out the score just prior to a serve.
During the pickleball game there was commotion on the court. The players were arguing over the score, they were all suffering from pickle brain. In the end, it was a great match and all had fun.

2-0-1….No…2-2-1…No …3-2-1 yes, that’s it. OMG I have pickle brain. What’s wrong with me, I always get confused about the score.
by Jwooolie March 24, 2024
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Pumpernickel Pickle

A man with such sexual prowess that the woman sleeps deeply and wakes up late in the morning
I almost lost my job because I spent the weekend with a pumpernickel pickle for the third time
by Stacie Sanchez December 25, 2023
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Crystal pickle

When your getting a blow job and your sexual partner blows meth down your shaft, and you stay hard for 3 days.
My wife got me a crystal pickle for my birthday I had a bones for 3 days.
by Urhighnezz February 17, 2023
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douche pickling

When you clean your vagina with pickle juice
Bro, why does your vagina smell like pickles?
Well, I just got done douche pickling.
by cuzimbadasslikethat December 19, 2011
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