A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.
by coolkidksater January 1, 2025
Get the Sleep Noobmug. military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.
sergeant: lol
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.
sergeant: lol
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
Get the noobmug. by Heejjsji June 21, 2022
Get the Noobmug. A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.
by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011
Get the Gary Noobmug. A word mainly used by salty kids in Roblox or any online game. It's a word that's always used the wrong way. People always think Noob means stupid, trash, etc. But the actual definition is new player.
The wrong way:
P1: OMG HACKER NOOB HOWD YOU KILL ME TRASH NOOB
P2: My account is older than you
The right way:
P1: Hi guys sorry if I'm bad I am a noob
P2: It's fine just hope you're not the last player
P1: OMG HACKER NOOB HOWD YOU KILL ME TRASH NOOB
P2: My account is older than you
The right way:
P1: Hi guys sorry if I'm bad I am a noob
P2: It's fine just hope you're not the last player
by 00ChopDatNigga00 October 13, 2018
Get the Noobmug. Term used for the XM1014 or, Leone YG1265 (as it was previously known), Auto Shotgun in the Counter-Strike series of online multiplayer first person shooter games. Named for being a large bore weapon for new players, the shotgun is overpowered, has a high rate of fire, and does not require much aiming. This enables noobs to run and gun up close, which is the only way they can get kills as they can't aim. Named after the trial weapon code of the USMC, it's really the Benelli M4 shotgun.
All the other definitions assigning the term's definition to more modern games are from ignorant kids who don't appreciate what came before them.
All the other definitions assigning the term's definition to more modern games are from ignorant kids who don't appreciate what came before them.
by Saint Kliegl April 25, 2022
Get the Noob Tubemug.