Hym "If Noah wants to sue me we can get the Shelbys involved end he can explain to the court how he used Travis as a cuckhold and how it perfectly explains Travis' obsession with his red pillows. He can explain how he (Noah) is the only person in the house who is allowed to own a red shirt (because the red shirt triggers Travis masterbation obsession) and he can explain why Travis started acting out news sex acts after Kendra showed up. I would love for him to sue me. We'll get the Shelbys involved. What's he going to sue me for? He doesn't have a phone right? So it's not like he was living in fear or anything. Even if he did the chances he is a frequent urban dictionary reader are 20 million/8 billion. It's not like he got into my email or anything right? I would love to see the fucking cripple sue anyone. He gaping butthole would catch the breeze and inflate him like a balloon causing him to float off into the sunset before he even got a word out."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2024
Get the Noahmug. Noah is the coolest and drippiest kid you’ll ever meet. He’s the kind of boy everyone either wants to be or be friends with. He has major golden retriever energy while rocking the sickest clothes. He’s goofy and lovable and enjoys flexing his car and ‘chilling’. He’s a caring friend and a loyal and sweet boyfriend. Everyone needs a Noah.
“Who’s that kid dripped out in Chrome Hearts?”
“That’s Noah, duh!”
“I just fell in love at first sight!”
“That must have been Noah!”
“That’s Noah, duh!”
“I just fell in love at first sight!”
“That must have been Noah!”
by Unknownseaotter February 12, 2023
Get the Noahmug. Noah dance is a celebrity from wellington new Zealand. Known for his scootering, a sponsored scooter rider world renowned for his skill at extreme sport. Has a deep affection for Mexican midget porn, also has sexual relations with scooters. Likes to draw on walls, and kiss dudes. Noah Dances have a slight taste of fried chicken, and has a raisin for a penis. Has a history with jews.
by Lil boiiiiii April 18, 2022
Get the Noah Dancemug. also known noah smegma and noah smiggles.
wanted member of the italian mafia and will rape anyone he sees.
wanted member of the italian mafia and will rape anyone he sees.
by thugbootycalc June 16, 2025
Get the noah smerigliomug. by Bsksks September 27, 2019
Get the Noahmug. You:did you hear about kev and Noah
Me: no? Why
You:they will never break up
Me: it’s kind of a gay couple though noa also works
Me: no? Why
You:they will never break up
Me: it’s kind of a gay couple though noa also works
by November fools November 19, 2021
Get the Kev and Noahmug.