Obviously someone who extremely good at everything. Video games, school, and a great friend. Not bad at anything either.
by Anonymous 184753 February 7, 2019
Get the Noobmug. by Ali.xoxo October 31, 2015
Get the noobmug. noob
a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2012
Get the noobmug. A term or phrase used mainly by nerds and geeks who spend 24/7 on countless pc/video games. The word has literally no purpose in the world and is a waste on the english language. You will have to be a complete moron to use this term. Seriously, no one uses this any more.
Nerd 1: So last night i was on world of warcraft and I battled against some noob with an axe. What a quantum recombobulator!
Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!
Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!
Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!
Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.
Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!
Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!
Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!
Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.
by Cittycat April 15, 2012
Get the Noobmug. by losermcgee103 July 21, 2017
Get the Noobmug. A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.
by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011
Get the Gary Noobmug. A word mainly used by salty kids in Roblox or any online game. It's a word that's always used the wrong way. People always think Noob means stupid, trash, etc. But the actual definition is new player.
The wrong way:
P1: OMG HACKER NOOB HOWD YOU KILL ME TRASH NOOB
P2: My account is older than you
The right way:
P1: Hi guys sorry if I'm bad I am a noob
P2: It's fine just hope you're not the last player
P1: OMG HACKER NOOB HOWD YOU KILL ME TRASH NOOB
P2: My account is older than you
The right way:
P1: Hi guys sorry if I'm bad I am a noob
P2: It's fine just hope you're not the last player
by 00ChopDatNigga00 October 13, 2018
Get the Noobmug.