Simp

A simp is a sucker imitating my profession

He says he is a PimP, but does the most umPimPish and unscripted nonsense. He cuts deals, Fucks on hoes that don't pay him and scared to check the butch when she is wrong,etc....He can never be more than a simple simp.

by King Carlos16 May 4, 2018

Simp

n.
1. A simple minded individual.
2. A modern day conservative

Synonyms: fool, chimp-hence, monkey see monkey do

“Dave is such a simp bruh. He’ll call an artist’s whole discography trash after hearing only one of their songs”

“ John don’t never wanna try anything new. I swear to god he be on some simp shit”

by flu5h October 26, 2019

SIMP

stands for Squirrels in my pants

Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Whats in your pants?

SIMP?
What?
SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

by PhineasPhanatic October 31, 2019

simp

tristan brandon

tristan is a ginger who also happens to be a simp

by sofiefyb November 3, 2019

Simp

A guy head over heels, trying his best to please a woman, but the woman doesn’t put out any effort.

Did you hear that Will Knutson is a simp?

by ObeseTaiwanKids November 4, 2019

Simp

Any brandon you come across

Omg brandon is such a simp it’s so crazy

by xoxo.amiraaa November 30, 2020

simp

a person who worships or cares for a person more then they maybe should. being a simp should NOT be considered an insult.

“hey did you see that guy?? he was such a simp for that girl”

by covyn November 30, 2020