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fountains of venus

The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.

The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.
Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.
by Malcuntent May 10, 2024
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mounting in solitude

A formal way of saying riding solo. When an African-American gentleman is mounting in solitude, he often does so in a manner which involves a blue phallic device being inserted into one’s own hindquarters.
Xbox Players in 1825: “My good sir, what is thou doing with thy sabre that belongs to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker?!”

Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”
by Steven Ambatukam June 14, 2024
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Mountania

Mountania is an micronation located in Baden Württemberg ,Germany with Great Nature and a few colonies
„where do you want to Go?“
„I want to visit Mountania!“
by Mountanian Government February 14, 2026
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Whitefish Mountian

A white female who is the best girl youll ever find. she is aweome
"Man, shes such a whitefish mountian"
by hipsdontlie123 January 4, 2012
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Chesty McMountains

Chesty McMountains is the nickname given to ANY girl who has a rather ample chest. These girls often wear lowcut, revealing tops to draw the male eye towards their bosom.

Although the nickname can be given to ANY girl, it is often applied to girls with the following names:

Jessica (Jess)

Bethany (Bethan/Beth)

Rhiannon (Rhian/Rhia/Rhi)

Chloe

Claire

Sarah (Sara)

Nicole (Nicky/Nikki)

As they are often the most promiscuous girls in the room.

If you are lucky enough to fall in love with a Chesty McMountains, you are in for a good time. She is fantastic in bed and a terrible flirt in public - although she does have a softer side she will only let you see.
Be prepared for a little bit of a rough time if you are the jealous type, as Chesty McMountains will flirt with EVERYBODY, so if you can't handle that, don't get into a relationship with her.
"Who's that give with the large boobs over there?"
"How do you not know!? She is Chesty McMountains!"

"You are dating Chesty McMountains!?!?!? Lucky YOU!!!"
by CaelestisXIII December 27, 2012
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