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matt lipari

held the title for the funniest person in the world for about 3 years
hey did you hear what she said? shes a total matt lipari
by auxferd October 29, 2023
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matt mcguffage

my uncle grows matt mcguffage
by peter7 February 9, 2023
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Matt

a person who has no bitches and also admitted to having a piss kink
Matt's a real nice guy, I wonder if he can't get bitches because of his piss kink?
by cheeseheadmilf December 7, 2022
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Matt hurst

Matt hurst-a bitch nigga who likes dick in the ass and swallows cum
Stop being such a matt hurst g
by FAT_NIGGA69420 November 27, 2019
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Matt

A very nice guy with a dick that is the definition of pleasure. He will make any girl have a great night given the chance.
Hey look it’s Matt. He’s a nice guy.
by Crokkedundee November 21, 2021
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Matt Van Pelt

Matthew thinks he’s the shit and lies to his friends to prove himself.
Matt Van Pelt is such a faggot, holy shit
by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019
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Matt

Matt is a loving, caring sort of guy who enjoys making others very happy. He's rather selfless and is happiest when the people he cares about are happy. He is known to take relationships slowly but that doesn't mean that he's afraid of commitment, He falls in love quickly and hard and doesn't recover from a broken heart easily. Matt is the kind of guy who doesn't break girls hearts and wants to make them feel special. He can be very sensitive and a good listener as well as a good shoulder to cry on and he gives the best advice. He'll always understand your problem and try to comfort the best way he knows possible. Never underestimate a Matt though, when it comes to fight or flight he's definitely fight and isn't afraid to stand up for himself or those around him. He hates bullying and avoids confrontation when he can. Matt is a wonderful friend and an amazing boyfriend who will stick by you until the end.
"Who's that guy in the corner?"
"Oh that's just Matt. He's very quiet."
by ElitePie May 16, 2020
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