A person who lives in the culver city area and dedicates a portion of his time to wasting the time of others. One who constantly recruits apprentice trolls by carrying out conversations with no intention to formulate or actualize in real life the ideas discussed. Upon being called out for his trolling actions, the master-troller uses the ignorance plea and when he is granted the benefit of the doubt....boom, he strikes again!
Mr. Spenc upgraded to a Master-Troller after maicol fell for his conversation about stonks for four consecutive days.
by R-duarte February 19, 2021

often used for people who run faster than lightning itself when thinking that someone is hurt or in danger when no one even needed their assistance, but most likely would slip and fall while doing it
“OH MY GOD JAY ARE YOU OKAY?!”
*master sprinter bursts out of no where wondering what happened and falls*
*master sprinter bursts out of no where wondering what happened and falls*
by i hope my mom doesnt see this March 19, 2020

The floppiest of all flops. Drives a shitty 2.4L patrol with a 2inch lift double the size of his ego. Chases high school girls, hates chopped cruisers and vomits on the piss.
by Methycopter February 17, 2023

by mack0100 July 21, 2015

by Oscar Ruffer September 30, 2022

A Boanch master is a person the acquired the properties or finding a boanch or a person that regularly calls people "frickin boanches"
Man 1: Hey did you see that cool guy over there
Man 2: Yeah he called me a frickin boanch
Man 1: He must consider himself a boanch master
Man 2: Yeah he called me a frickin boanch
Man 1: He must consider himself a boanch master
by Boanch Police August 10, 2017

I was being the puppet master to those two girls.
by Batdog444 November 26, 2018
