Mike Pallidino

He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.

“Mike pallidino sucks at madden”

by Bleat November 26, 2019

Mackeral Mike

A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.

"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"

OR:

"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"

by VerrucaSalt March 22, 2009

Mike Cummins

A person with more aspirations than money, a typical poor.

Dude was a tire kicker, basically a Mike Cummins, tired of these poors asking about things they can't afford!

by NotPoor January 22, 2021

mike rizzo

The GM for the Washington Nationals. Also known to be the biggest bitch of 2021 for having a fire sale in DC

Mike Rizzo sold the entire roster like bombs in Pakistan

by Anditus August 1, 2021

Mike

Mike Hunt

You: You know my friend Mike? Friend: Who’s Mike You: Mike Hunt

by Golden Wind fan June 27, 2021

big mike

a motherfucking bigo troller

A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.

by All women are bitch ass cunts August 30, 2023

Mike Pussner

A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.

Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.

by GregNelson29 May 21, 2023