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lol pollock

The act of laughing so loudly that you're middle name becomes pollock
John lol pollocked at the site of Mary falling down the stairs
by toemass November 18, 2013
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LOL diffusion

When "LOL" is used as qualifier used to diffuse tension at the end of a particularly serious statement. The user of this qualifier usually anticipates a negative reaction (the nature of which is either anger or awkwardness) from the listener, and uses "LOL" as a sheild to prevent any anger or offense from being reflected back toward them.
After posting a particularly passive aggressive Facebook post, user them comments on own post:

"PS.. This has nothing to do with any particular person, or anything else. If you are upset about this post then you may need to seek out and fix your issues. Lol"

Reader then takes offense.....

User says, "I said LOL, you can't get mad. I used LOL Diffusion!"
by gijomama November 20, 2013
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LOL envy

Noun. A feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else accumulating a multitude of 'lols' for a comment made by another person.
"she felt a twinge of lol envy every time that joke got a lol from another person. She felt that her joke deserved at least as many lols "
by Shaman Allen May 20, 2015
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lol, not exactly

in a question-answer conversation/argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.
boy a) so you had a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?
by Sexydimma July 30, 2016
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lol where

When someone says something you know isn't true.
"You're the only girl I talk to."
"Lol where"
by Bitchydq May 4, 2017
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lol, not exactly

When in a conversation or argument, what is assumed by your interlocutor is the exact opposite of what you are actually telling them.
Boy a) I hooked up with a cute redhead girl last night.

Boy b) so now what? She's carrying your baby, haha.

Boy a): lol, not exactly. And since when does every hook up have to lead to a beautiful disaster?
by Sexydimma July 9, 2017
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lol jeff

lol jeff is a meme commonly used on discord to reply during awkward silence to try to start a convo then get called a no no word
jeff:hi posted 9 am
sam:lol jeff posted 5 pm
by Yotedonem November 7, 2017
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