by toemass November 18, 2013
Get the lol pollock mug.When "LOL" is used as qualifier used to diffuse tension at the end of a particularly serious statement. The user of this qualifier usually anticipates a negative reaction (the nature of which is either anger or awkwardness) from the listener, and uses "LOL" as a sheild to prevent any anger or offense from being reflected back toward them.
After posting a particularly passive aggressive Facebook post, user them comments on own post:
"PS.. This has nothing to do with any particular person, or anything else. If you are upset about this post then you may need to seek out and fix your issues. Lol"
Reader then takes offense.....
User says, "I said LOL, you can't get mad. I used LOL Diffusion!"
"PS.. This has nothing to do with any particular person, or anything else. If you are upset about this post then you may need to seek out and fix your issues. Lol"
Reader then takes offense.....
User says, "I said LOL, you can't get mad. I used LOL Diffusion!"
by gijomama November 20, 2013
Get the LOL diffusion mug.Noun. A feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else accumulating a multitude of 'lols' for a comment made by another person.
"she felt a twinge of lol envy every time that joke got a lol from another person. She felt that her joke deserved at least as many lols "
by Shaman Allen May 20, 2015
Get the LOL envy mug.in a question-answer conversation/argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.
boy a) so you had a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?
by Sexydimma July 30, 2016
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Get the lol where mug.When in a conversation or argument, what is assumed by your interlocutor is the exact opposite of what you are actually telling them.
Boy a) I hooked up with a cute redhead girl last night.
Boy b) so now what? She's carrying your baby, haha.
Boy a): lol, not exactly. And since when does every hook up have to lead to a beautiful disaster?
Boy b) so now what? She's carrying your baby, haha.
Boy a): lol, not exactly. And since when does every hook up have to lead to a beautiful disaster?
by Sexydimma July 9, 2017
Get the lol, not exactly mug.lol jeff is a meme commonly used on discord to reply during awkward silence to try to start a convo then get called a no no word
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