july 7 2004

the day that bernice was born on

bernice: me and ringo star share a birthday

person: what’s ur birthday?
bernice: july 7 2004

by im ur cousin November 23, 2021

Taste like 4th of July

taste like Jensen Ackles.

Hey! Who smells like 4 July?
— Taste like 4th of July, Jensen Ackles.

by Nat Astaroth October 30, 2021

July 20th

National slap your crushes ass day and give them hickeys 😋

July 20th: A day for you to be bold with your crush

by Baby girl 😙 July 20, 2022

July 20 2019

the day that Yoda said the N Word

Yoda said the N Word on July 20 2019

by Gopher7923 March 20, 2024

Julie Kristina Gjøsund

Julie Kristina Gjøsund is the definition of a gay lesbian, she can't keep her eyes off girls

"Omg theres Julie Kristina Gjøsund, she's a big fat faggot. She's such a lesbian get away"

by julieloverrrr April 5, 2022

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

July 12

A day where you can get drunk, watch the bands, go to a parade and watch the bonfires get lit fuck the pope and the ira!!

Ryan: Yo it’s the July 12
Josh: Aye let’s watch the bonfires get light yeooo
*2’oclock in the morning*
Ryan: Yo where the fuck are we
Josh: idk some random field lol

by pollutebumhole August 1, 2024