lizard juice 

Brackley stoner slag for a drink thats good when your stoned

" Get me some lizard juice im fucking mashed and turn up the drum and bass "

lizard juice by SiCnEsS March 31, 2005

1337 juice 

1.) like digital gatorade poured over a winning teams head!
used as a victory cry to compliment the team for a job well done.
like a digital energy drink.
equivalent to Gatorade or Orange Juice.

2.) the pool of blood left from a fallen enemy. typically a loudmouth idiot promoting his own 1337ness.

def 1 example:
super bowl victors get gatorade dumped on them.
"ZoMg! 1337 juice! (poured) We pumped teh n00bXoRz!"

"wow we are kick'n butt. someone drank their 1337 juice"

player 1: "Ready to Go?"
player 2: "sure. I just powered up on some fresh squeezed 1337 juice!"

def 2 example:
"Headshot! look @ all that 1337 juice, gotz squeezed from teh bad guy! LOL"

1337 juice by Matches007 February 9, 2008

Pussy Juice Cock Cannon 

Note: only possible with a female who squirts when she ejaculates.

The act of you and your partner cumming at the same time and playing swords with the ejaculation streams.

Me and my girlfriend tried a pussy juice cock cannon, and it got all over the place.

Pussy Juice Cock Cannon by The Whisper May 18, 2010

mickey juice 

A hetrosexual males staple diet.

I need a good dose of mickey juice to get me through the day, it makes me feel wonderful., i cant get enough of it. I wish i could buy it at woolworths.

mickey juice by confusious me. June 3, 2016

jilly juice 

the opposite of the benefit it gives cure cancer ,nope ,heals limb,lose another one,age longer, age shorter.

dude you got jilly juice

jilly juice by Idkwhattodopleasesos June 11, 2018

ass juice 

Going by the above definition; The rectal mucus made to accomidate bowel movements. Not enough to sustain fucking, which is why lubricants must be used. As opposed to the vagina which has natural lubrication, because it was made for fucking.

"I have to go on, but these ignorant democrat cunts write the stupidest fucking definitions. The only ass juice is the diariah your mom drank."

"The butthole was made for shitting, the pussy was made for hitting."

See cunts and the "shit packer" reference in Shitskin

ass juice by fuck YOU May 27, 2003

Lemon juice 

Old man cum. Sick bastard.

*grandpa wakes up* AGHHH!!! GOT GADDAMN LEMON JUICE IN MY SLACKS!

Lemon juice by AzureAvenger May 15, 2015