Jordan

Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.

Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."

by JaxJamesonJames May 19, 2020

Pulled a Jordan

A person of Italian decent doing something that would be defined as "Extremely Homosexual"
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...

Person 1: OMG! did you see Johnny? He totally "Pulled a Jordan!"
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?

by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 6, 2023

jordan burger

A girl that can do anything she is mostly a tom boi but he put on a dress and rock it.

Look at Jordan burger go!!

by fight_me or love_me December 18, 2016

Jordan Gellert

Super handsome. Wow very cool!

That is Jordan Gellert a man which all men should aspire to be.

by Vliney April 30, 2023

jordan morlan

a jackass who will brake your heart and ruin your life before it even starts he makes you feel special then takes it away he has a way of making you fall for him and he seems to mess with your head and make you want to die because he pulls you right back to where you were when he broke your heart dont trust these guys there liars.

man my ex boyfriend is a jordan morlan

by mm .... October 22, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is not just a name for guys ya little dumbasses

Hot guy: Jordan is hot
Other guy: Dude r u gay??
Hot guy: Jordan’s can be girls too dumbass

by Keely Smith April 19, 2019

Jeremy Jordan

Jeremy Jordan is the hottest man alive. You can’t even disagree with me. He is very talented by belting out all of his songs like Santa Fe from Newsies or Past is catching up to me from The great gatsby. I had the ultimate pleasure of seeing him on stage at the great gatsby of December 2024. He was super talented. The way he looked, the way he acted, the way he sung, ugh I love it all. I recommend eithier listening to his band age of madness with their new album, listening to him from his different musicals, or going to see him in person.

Jeremy Jordan is the best actor ever

by Theater kid 1038 March 20, 2025