Jizz Pop

A Jizz Pop is when you put Jizz in a empty can of Baked Beans and leave the can of Jizz in a hot room for a few days, you will get a Jizz Pop.

"Mom nice Jizz Pop"

by CumRattle December 6, 2020

Side jizz

When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes

Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"

by DoughnutsAreNice October 14, 2016

Jizz

When you ejaculate on to a girl's body.

When you put your sausage into her and jizz comes out of your sausage.

by @ilikebigcox November 29, 2021

Jizz

an upbeat, swinging genre of music. Played by Jizz-wailers. I know what you are thinking

Guy: Man i just love jizz
Guy 2: What the fuck? You love jizz? Are you fucking gay?

Guy: No the star wars music
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nerd

by AngryStarWarsNerd March 21, 2022

Jizz Whisperer

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.

"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."

by ScreenNamesAreForWimps April 21, 2018

Stupid as jizz

just like really dumb

bro- why dont girls like me

bro 2- ur stupid as jizz

by chicklebutt August 15, 2025

jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.

your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!

by num nut December 5, 2019