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Jizz

Something I wouldn’t swim in.
Person 1: Hey look at that jizz!
Person 2: I wouldn’t swim in that.
by Professional Jizz Inspector February 11, 2022
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Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.
"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."
by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016
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Jizz jewel

A descriptive word for children
My little Dina is the brightest jizz jewel in her class receiving the highest marks on her exams
by Carameldancer May 16, 2025
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Jizz Shrapnel

Females with craters on there face that didn't come from acne, but from taking power loads to the face.
' did you she Dani's face? Chic has jizz Shrapnel all over.'

Walks face has more action than a WW2 veterans face with those jizz shrapnel scars
by Matthew Jewdock October 17, 2025
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Jizz Bend

Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.
I wish I could Jizz Bend, then I could masturbate all night.
by Korra April 12, 2013
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Jizz Krakubik

A man with a plan. And a lot of puns. This individual is known for his cheesy sense of humor and sharp wit. He is a notorious fan of the 2007 smash hit film Wild Hogs, and spends much of his day trying to torment his roommate in creative ways. Also known as "Jizz Daddy" and "Jizzy."
Hey man did you see? Jizz Krakubik is here!

Whoa, dude, I hope you memorized some Wild Hogs quotes because he's on his way over here right now now, Shaka Brah!
by WetDaddy June 21, 2017
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jizz piston

That bloke's got a nice looking jizz piston.
by m_step March 15, 2021
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