john crews

A person who does not shut the fuck up; a professional yapper

I was trying to walk peacefully by myself, but then John Crews spotted me.

by glizzygobbla September 15, 2023

john af

high af

"I'm John af rn
High*"

by strabweory May 16, 2023

John Chon

John Chon has a HUGE PROBLEM!! He made a YouTube channel with his school email and he just

Look so crappy.

John Chon: man, you better run cuz I’m a CREEP
ME: AHHHH

by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019

John Anders

The perfect example of a North-Norwegian.

What does the John Anders say?

John Anders: Steike være

by LoonaTheTimeGoddess January 17, 2020

john read

He is the man. the myth. the legend- he the ultimate father figure and is a god-like human - John will be your dad no matter who you are. he is : John Read

"hey isnt john read a chad? " "yeah i wish he was my dad"

by smithy smith May 26, 2020

John Devoe

Touching kids in an un-kind manner, often agressively.

Did you just John Devoe that kid?

Ew! No!

by Nicedude44 October 16, 2020

The John Travolta

When a married man turns down having sex with his wife, instead, goes and fucks a man.

Hey Carl , what you do last night?
"The bitch pissed me off, so I left and did the John Travolta."

by Pocketchange79 June 19, 2016