Jacob's Luck

Someone who has really bad luck. Also the name of Yes Mam's first album.

Jacob's luck, when you get into a wreck and step out of the car and get hit by another car.

by whospooch September 7, 2018

Jacob

Jacobs are little drama starters. Believe what anyone tells them. They trust other people instead of their girlfriends and best friend. They never talk to their girlfriend about how they feel (only when their girlfriends are mad at them). They always think that their girlfriends are cheating on them with their best friends.

Jacob: Are you dating my gf
Best friend: No wtf are you talking about??

Jacob: I don't believe you

by Itz_Lily February 12, 2019

Jacob Thomas Stinson

The cutest human being on planet Earth.

Jacob Thomas Stinson is Emma’s onlyyyyy :)

by Hoochins October 23, 2018

Jacob

Eats booty

Did you see jacob eat booty ass holes yesterday nigga?

by Poop_nuggets_cheese_balls March 9, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a person who sucks at all video games especially fortnite, apex legends, Minecraft, and most of all fifa. He normally has a brother named Samuel who is equally bad at video games and thinks he knows everything but he doesn’t.

Jacob has never gotten a solo dub in fortnite.

by The truth about everything May 21, 2019

Jacob

A name of a person who is most likely to own at least 1 Borzoi.

"Dude, did you see Jacob's new Borzoi?"
"He got another one?? How many does he have??"
"He just got his 17th!"

by whatagreatmovie October 13, 2022

Jacob Devries

Jacob Devries is the cutest boy with big blue eyes. he would do anything for the people he loves most. he is so goofy and funny and sweet. everyone loves Jacob

Jacob devries is so cool and funny I love him - loryn

by some person who loves everyone May 26, 2022