long island 2×4

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth

My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.

by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018

Long Island

A pretty sweet place. It can get kind of hectic in some parts, but it has the best food and beaches in the world.

long island is cool

by birkenstocksgirl January 30, 2018

Banana Island

All 66 roomowners were-

I went on vacation to banana island
If only the roomowners werent cleared

by vivilex April 24, 2018

staten island ferry

Slow motion missionary sex with uneducated trash.

Nicole gave me a real slow and passionate Staten Island ferry last night.

by Dylancomet May 31, 2018

Long Island

The best place in the world
drive an hour to get to a huge city drive and hour in the opposite direction get to some of the best beaches in the country. & has the best bagels and pizza

Yo Let’s go to Long Island it’s the best place in the world

by Nicoleadams4332 June 2, 2018

Turkey Island Fantastico

A gentlemen’s drink containing Wild Turkey 101, Mailbu Coconut, and a half to full can of Dr. Pepper. Commonly consumed in the deep south.
Origin: Waco, TX

“Yo, we got anything to drink?”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“Just the remains of that Turkey Island Fantastico from last week!”

by bigtruz May 9, 2018

Nazino Island

An island that is made up of Jewish Cannibals. They were sent there by the Nazis in WWII, they eventually died off but reproduced. They also are cut away from the outside world. No one goes in, no one comes out. If you try to go there, you WILL get killed and eaten. They are also behind like 4 , so they don't even know what modern technology even is.

Man: Ever heard of Nazino Island

Man 2: No

Man: Good, it's better if you don't

by Ughhhh12 July 8, 2018