P-finger

Short for Penis Finger. Normally said when someone fucks anything they touch.

Did you see all the misspellings in that memo Dave sent out?
Yeah, he really p-fingered that up!

by Rev135 June 1, 2018

Kitty Fingers

Kitty Fingers is someone who loves his cat in a very special way. Not like a cat lady would but the kind a man would a woman, but with his fingers. He had to get 3 new cats in the past year do to over usage.

Man 1: Dude that man keeps coming in here and buying cats

Man 2: Have you not heard he plays with his cat's booty hole.

Man 1: serous

Man 2: Yeah! they call him Kitty Fingers

by F0STY June 6, 2018

Swamp fingers

The smell of your fingers after fingering a girl who has a fishy scent

"Damn dude, last night Amy gave me swamp fingers"

by Swamp finger man June 7, 2018

Clammy Fingers

When you finger a girl and her vagina smells like shell fish.

Susan gave Jim clammy fingers yesterday. He couldn’t get the smell off.

by ILoveToSpooge February 1, 2020

THE finger swipe

When a chick utilizing the index and middle finger to swab to cooch for any rancid odors prior to cunnilingus just to ensure she all good.

Shit...Jamal about to go down on me.. better Do THE finger swipe and make sho I’m all good.

by uandus February 14, 2020

creeper fingers

Definition: A creepers 10 phalangees attached to his dirty groping hands that frequently smell like chloroform and Rohipnol, much like a good chefs hands smell of onions and garlic

Frequently associated with the pasty chubby dude of predominantly scottish decent who lives in cyber space, rarely ever leaves the house and when leaving the house lurks on mass transit hoping that the good looking blond girl he is creepin on falls asleep so he can get a nipple between his 'creeper hands' for the first time

Also: What you notice roaming around in your blouse after falling asleep on public mass transit

The weird dude who was staring at me since I boarded the metro felt me up with his creeper fingers when I fell alseep between stops.

by Doxzen March 13, 2020

Finger Pouch

The cavity inbetween a Woman’s legs

I walked into my nans bedroom to find her shoving a broom into her ‘finger pouch’

by Cracktilian March 24, 2020