Dark Knighted

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.

Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy

by Clown Turkerson March 27, 2021

Hop on Dark Souls 2

Slang for having aggressive, gay oral sex.

Hey Krisz, wanna hop on Dark Souls 2?

by Chaserxrd August 12, 2025

Dark chocolate mamba

Tie you limp dick around their throat, Flex, Easy dub, quick decapitation

Bro Elijah just dark chocolate mamba’d Logan smh

by You moms meth dealer Markell December 20, 2019

Dark Souls

When someone's got feet so dirty, the bottom of them (souls) became pitch black (dark) out of dirtiness

Thom has some serious feet fetish problem... he literally asked me to get Dark Souls so he could clean them with his tounge

by Opso Opos August 15, 2024

Dark alert

When you take a picture (alone or with others) and you can't see your self because your too dark

Girl: hey,did you see the dark alert I pose pied
Girl: no,but I wouldn't see it anyways

by Lolqueenbee May 28, 2015

dark law

Carrying out the law using unconventional methods

Dexter is my favorite show, the way he uses dark law to make the world a better place

by N0Comment November 20, 2015

Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor

The highest and strongest level of a promise that can possibly be promised. By uttering this phrase, one makes a promise that cannot and will not be broken no matter what.

“Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor, I will not forget to pick you up later.”

by Robbie Whitefish June 5, 2023