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Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.
A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can
by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025
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Brandon

Dude if you keep looking at those six year olds i’ll start calling you brandon.
by bigsket205 May 8, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon typically is very funny and has a great personality not only that he has a shlong and is very smart
Brandon is funny
by Coolestguy42069 March 1, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon loves GENSHIN IMPACT and is very very bad at Valorant.

Giga Chad "Brandon what do you want to watch," "...what is your favorite show."
Brandon "Squid Game! Because I'm Korean!"
Zak is a dirty black ni and Brandon knows it
by YOYOYOYOYOYYOO April 24, 2022
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brandon pearce

The best fucking thing to live on this planet. Hold him close you won’t find something better
Shit you know a Brandon Pearce? . You lucky son of a Bitch
by Brand new things November 23, 2021
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Brandon A. Walker

Brandon A Walker is a gay boy in the closet secretly in love with Jonathan Chukwueke at PHS. He is on the soccer team and looks in the stands for Jonathan each game.
Brandon A. Walker LOVES boys
Brandon A. Walked gets pecked on weekends
by BrandonAWalkerthegayboy December 27, 2023
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