Brandon

A big dick man with all the bitches all the girls like his pepino

People say brandon has the biggest dick in the world

by Nugget eater 123 November 21, 2023

Brandon

A neckbeard who will sue you if you insult him

Brandon is a fucking retarted

by Lol your a nigga June 8, 2020

Brandon

A short little fellow who makes random mysterious noises and is in love with Shrek

I wish I never become a Brandon. That would really suck.

by Skeet Skort July 21, 2019

Brandon

Makes funny jokes (sometimes) but mostly he make p£n1s jokes and is a d1ck to all the boys

Brandon is a dick

by That 1 boy that no-one likes June 22, 2022

Brandon Draghi

Brandon Draghi is a 16 year old kid that lives in eastrockaway New York. He is 6 foot and is a waste of fucking hight. He gets abused by his father on a daily basis. His mother used to tell him “NO MORE JORDANS!!” then punch the fuck out of him. His parents fucking hate him

(Friend) Hey Brandon wanna hang out.

(Brandon Draghi) No I’m getting abused I can’t

by Big dick nicca🧛🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2018

Brandon Keith Durham

A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.

Man I wish I was Brandon Keith Durham

by Audon October 9, 2019

Brandon

Is really gay tho

Dude: is Brandon gay?
Dude 2: yes you fuck

by Lika mahdik March 14, 2020