Brandon

A chopped kid who thinks they are miles morales also they are chopped and think they looked good

Look over there is Brandon he's so choppedddddddddddd

by olahcommoestas February 6, 2025

brandoned

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon

I rather get brandoned out in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my brothers in blue.

by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025

brandon curington

Thug that said the “Yo yo it’s hump day” line, and likes toro inoue

Man 1: Did you hear that Brandon Curington is a barber?

Man 2: No shit, he’s the “Erotic Barber” guy

by thetorofangirl February 11, 2025

Brandon

A man with a very large penis who is good at soccer

That man is probably a Brandon

by Tylerrockysigma February 25, 2025

brandon

a quickie in fast food restrooms using only kitchen utensils between 2 guys

i got a brandon yesterday by derek

by yungseb March 20, 2025

Brandon’s Dog

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021