The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.

“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020

Zack Attack

A meme of Zack Snyder holding a gun.

Used to celebrate the return of the goat, the raddest, most uncompromised: Zack Snyder.
With the myth, the legend, the deaded, the pipe dream, the Snyder cut: Zack Snyder's Justice League!

"Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you"

Zack Attack Meme: *exists*
Hater: I'm scared
Psychopath: HAHAHAHAHAHA

by Backup4ever February 11, 2021

Yak Attack

You have had too much to drink so you walk by someones door who you don't like, open the door, yak (puke), then run.

Me: "Dude, I gave Dixon a Yak Attack last night. ROCKED HIS WORLD."

by murphystater February 24, 2011

Ejac attack

The sudden and uncontrollable need to go immediately masturbate.

Metri had an ejac attack and needed to go use the bathroom for over 3 hours

by Antmanmanman December 18, 2022

open for attack

when a man person of the male gender jizzes cums in someones mouth after sex

girl: i was open for attack last night
friend: was it good?
girl: very salty but a good time

by moicahhhhh December 15, 2021

Spaziodal attack

having a utter mental breakdown or otherwise having a snap happen within the brain.

I cant handle this political bullshit anymore, I feel like I'm going to have a Spaziodal attack right now

by Guban April 23, 2012

Tatt Attack

Tatt Attack is an adjective/verb (depending on the context) describing a man/woman/person who has tattoos' and is attractive to the eye. Usually one who makes you do a double take whether for their ink or looks.

"Bro... Do you see her? She's a fucking tatt attack on the eyes man."

by DenaliDoli June 14, 2015