Asian

Really hot guys that you will never have because they are too good for you so all you can do is be in denial and watch as they get taken by another girl.

Friend 1: Bro. Did you see that new guy? He is so hot!

Friend 2: Ya. He IS really hot! He is also Asian.

You: Hold up. Is he they guy I used to be friends with?

Friend 1: Ya. Sucks for you tho. He got a total glow up and now is HOT.

Friend 2: Imagine. Just imagine.

by I like hot Asian guys. Not you April 21, 2023

Asian girl ghosted

The propensity for an Asian female to simply cease communication at any possible moment. This can occur during texting, honeymoon, and situationship stage (usually starting and ending at texting). The intention is typically unknown as to why the break in communication occurs thus rending the other party genuinely clueless as to how strategize the next attempt at the asian female.

“Damn, I was texting this fine asian girl on instagram, and then she just randomly stopped texting me out of nowhere.”

“Nah dude, you just got asian girl ghosted. No one really knows why—it just happens. You’ll never know why they decided to dip.”

“How do you get them to stay interested?”

“Idk, fkn magic—ask Penn & Teller.”

by Professor Pape April 22, 2023

Mama Fu's Asian House

an Austin. TX based fast casual Asian concept that combines traditional Asian cuisine with a bit of Texas flair.

Mama Fu's Asian House specializes in freshly prepared, made-to-order Asian comfort food! Dine-in, Takeout

by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023

Asian parents

they're mostly strict and dominant.

it's probably because of cultural values.

In most Asian countries, authority is deeply honored and you must respect your elders.

person a: i have those asian parents
person b: i feel bad for u

by VivianR34 May 13, 2023

Flaming Asian Stevesome

When a red head, Asian , and 3 guys named Steve are in a car together with brewing sexual tension

I thought I was straight till I had a Flaming Asian Stevesome

by Maverick motyka January 26, 2023

Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.

“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”

by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023

Asian blowfuck

when you suck someone off and pour hot sauce into their dick

Hey, I gave John an Asian blowfuck yesterday. It was great!

by slovakianmapper December 8, 2022