Second Exam Syndrome

When you don't prepare for the second exam as serious/tensed as you did for the first exam, because you now understand the format and realized that the first exam wasn't that hard when you took it.

Rita, when I studied for my first CPA exam, I spent all day and night cramming words and reading in between the lines. But now when I study for my second CPA exam, I just skim through the book, page by page. Girl, I must have second exam syndrome. ~ Melissa Jo Ann

by Melissa Jo Ann September 9, 2016

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30 second lesson

Beat the shit out of someone for 30 seconds

Keep running that mouth and I'm gonna give you the 30 second lesson

by Big Hock September 18, 2021

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Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.

These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018

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Gibb's Second Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's second law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

Relationships between members in a squad will not last for long and when they do end they will tend towards the detriment of the squad as a whole and will probably involve a lot of angry paras sent over iMessage and/or Whatsapp.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Sarah and Matt broke up?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I had 374 unread messages on Whatsapp"
Person 1: "What can you do, it's just Gibb's Second Law!"

by Slow-winky February 14, 2017

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