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Sleep through the pipe

To have sexual intercourse with a male
Dude 1:yo did you see that chick?
Dude 2:yeah dude what about her?
Dude 1:she's gonna sleep through the pipe
Dude 2:nice one
by Pseudônimo October 29, 2020
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Pants pipe

Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines
by Account unknown April 19, 2023
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Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 13, 2020
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Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.
Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.
by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021
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Crack Pipe

You wanna use some Carmex or Chapstick on those Crack Pipes homie?
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH February 9, 2019
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Pipe Skinner

1. The mouth of woman, or man, that is used for vigorous fellatio involving teeth or braces.

2. A woman or man who sucks such good dick you’d swear they sucked your soul from your body.
1. Don’t get your dick around her mouth. She’s a pipe skinner.

2. You definitely need to hook up with that bitch. She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and suck start a leaf blower. That’s why her Indian name is Pipe Skinner.
by RavnusPlatypus September 9, 2022
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Pipe Shaker

When the poop is so big the plumbing has trouble getting her down to the sewer
Damn John, I just took a pipe shaker.. shook so hard I thought the plumbing was going to come out of the wall!
by keesville March 4, 2022
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