Matty: Hey Joe, can you remember what happened last night?
Joe: Nah, I can't... must've had a sit-down shower.
Joe: Nah, I can't... must've had a sit-down shower.
by matthewj4x August 28, 2013
Get the sit-down showermug. When you are standing in the shower and suddenly you start thinking of a person you want to have sex with. Getting all hot and bothered, it comes on quick and you get lost for a minute. Can be left breathless and in state of confusion.
Standing in the shower her mind wandered. Lost in the vivid thoughts about the sex, the shower hot flash left her flushed.
by KickstandLover October 10, 2017
Get the Shower Hot Flashmug. A Bradley shower-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's taking care of his morning wood while taking a shower.
Every morning there are a lot of other cadets in the cadet showers taking care of their boners by trying to have a Bradley shower-gasm!
by eda-skip October 5, 2021
Get the Bradley shower-gasmmug. Using dry-shampoo spray on your hair and caking on more makeup onto your dirty, unwashed face, in place of taking an actual shower. This procedure will give you a dew-like glow and make you appear sticky to the touch, just like Christina Aguilera.
"I get off work late tonight, so I'll just take a Christina Aguilera shower and I'll be good to go to the party."
"We're going on a 5-day camping trip... thank God for the Christina Aguilera shower."
"We're going on a 5-day camping trip... thank God for the Christina Aguilera shower."
by mal_the_gal July 5, 2012
Get the Christina Aguilera showermug. This was never a term for boricuas. This is just some bullshit made up by jealous and racists pieces of shit. Keep enjoying eating that shit puta.
by Superdoopertruper October 13, 2021
Get the Puerto Rican showermug. When at Vassar, somebody passes out and falls face flat on a shower floor. The sheer force from impact combined with the regular amount of semen residue on the shower floor at any given time would give the person a Vassar Shower Bukkake (also known as a VSB).
When my friend came up to visit me at Vassar for the weekend he told me he wanted to get some. Instead, he got so shitfaced drunk that he passed out in the showers, getting a Vassar Shower Bukkake.
by Matt Vassar May 4, 2008
Get the Vassar Shower Bukkakemug. To take a shower with another person. The perceived intention is to appear environmentally friendly by trying to save water, while the true intention is to have shower sex.
What a great run Sarah! Why don't you just shower at my place? We make it an Al Gore shower. The savings on my water bill with be off the hook!
by SpoiledKing February 6, 2010
Get the Al Gore Showermug.